20oz "UNFILTERED. UNHINGED. UNBOTHERED." Mug! novelty boxers - Side seams provide structural

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Holy mother of all things epic

But if it were possible to impregnate someone with footwear

you might end up with a 2nd rectum

20oz "UNFILTERED. UNHINGED. UNBOTHERED." Mug! novelty boxers - Side seams provide structuralIf you drink black coffee out of a mug that says, "Unfiltered. Unhinged. Unbothered." men will grow chest hair just being near you. Dogs will be obedient. Everyone will be silent. Seriously. It's science. Plus, this is a real mug, 20oz. Not one of those frou frou little sippy mugs for your little soymilk tea or whatever you dainty little twinkle toes having folks drink. IT'S PRACTICALLY A BUCKET. Also doubles nicely as a blunt instrument of pain.